The Inch-Short Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Nailor will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
81%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Nailor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.