The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Nailor gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
81%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Nailor scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.