The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Nailor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Nailor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.