The Dropped Pass Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Nailor gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
83%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Nailor scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.