The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Nailor was due a breakout.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Nailor gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nailor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.