The Phantom Holding Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Nailor's stadium. Only over Nailor.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Nailor drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
72%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nailor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.