The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Ref: "Number Nailor, that's a flag." Nailor: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Nailor's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Nailor was due a breakout.
82%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Nailor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.