The Dropped Pass Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Ref: "Number Nailor, that's a flag." Nailor: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- The broadcast shows Nailor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A mysterious flag erases Nailor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Nailor, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.