The Phantom Holding Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Ref: "Number Nailor, that's a flag." Nailor: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Nailor's stadium. Only over Nailor.
84%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Nailor, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.