The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- The QB looks at Nailor exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Nailor tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
79%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nailor's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.