The Hamstring Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- The QB looks at Nailor exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
88%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Nailor, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.