The Snap Count Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ref: "Number Nailor, that's a flag." Nailor: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
77%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nailor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.