The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Nailor gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
77%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nailor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.