The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Nailor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Nailor scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.