The Inch-Short Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Nailor goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Nailor, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.