The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Nailor goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
76%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Nailor's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.