The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- The broadcast shows Nailor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Nailor's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
86%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Nailor scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.