The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Nailor gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
85%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Nailor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.