The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
- Nailor scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
92%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Nailor, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.