The Late Scratch Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- Nailor gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- The broadcast shows Nailor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Nailor, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.