The Snap Count Hex of Jalen Nailor
Jalen Nailor · LV · WR
“Nailor's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Nailor's week
- The broadcast shows Nailor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Nailor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nailor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Nailor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Nailor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Nailor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.