The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- A mysterious flag erases Reagor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Reagor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Reagor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.