The Butter-Finger Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Reagor gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
87%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Reagor, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.