The Phantom Holding Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Reagor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Reagor, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.