The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- The broadcast shows Reagor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Reagor's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.