The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Reagor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Reagor tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
74%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Reagor, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.