The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Reagor was due a breakout.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Reagor gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Reagor's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.