The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Reagor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Reagor scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.