The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“The broadcast shows Reagor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Reagor's stadium. Only over Reagor.
82%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Reagor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.