The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Reagor gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
79%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Reagor scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.