The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- The QB looks at Reagor exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
81%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Reagor scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.