The Dropped Pass Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Reagor's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
78%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Reagor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.