The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- Reagor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Reagor gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
80%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Reagor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.