The Butter-Finger Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- A mysterious flag erases Reagor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Reagor scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
85%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Reagor, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.