The Dropped Pass Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Reagor's stadium. Only over Reagor.
- Reagor gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
88%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Reagor, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.