The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jalen Reagor
Jalen Reagor · MIA · WR
“Reagor tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Reagor's week
- A mysterious flag erases Reagor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Reagor goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Reagor, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jalen Reagor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jalen Reagor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jalen Reagor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.