The Stuffed Run Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Cook III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Cook III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.