The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Cook III gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
88%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Cook III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.