The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Cook III's stadium. Only over Cook III.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Cook III finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Cook III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.