The Late Scratch Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Cook III loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
87%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Cook III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.