The Stuffed Run Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“The broadcast shows Cook III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Cook III gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Cook III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.