The Stuffed Run Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- The broadcast shows Cook III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ref: "Number Cook III, that's a flag." Cook III: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Cook III's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.