The Sunday Night Fade Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- The broadcast shows Cook III on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Cook III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.