The Mystery Tweak Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Cook III's stadium. Only over Cook III.
- Coach says Cook III is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
80%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Cook III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.