The Mystery Tweak Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Cook III is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Cook III, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.