The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Coach says Cook III is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Cook III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
90%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Cook III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.