The Sunday Night Fade Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The team goes up 21 early and Cook III gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
81%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Cook III, Cook III, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.