The Sunday Night Fade Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Cook III's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
87%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Cook III, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.