The Sunday Night Fade Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Cook III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Cook III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.