The Garbage-Time Hex of James Cook III
James Cook III · BUF · RB
“Cook III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Cook III's week
- Cook III scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Cook III gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Cook III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse James Cook III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If James Cook III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing James Cook III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.